WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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