I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
its not stalking. its research.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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