OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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