We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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