Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
im holly from the hills drunk
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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