So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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