Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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