New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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