i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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