Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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