Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize