I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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