You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
