Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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