you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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