ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
did you just send me my own nude
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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