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dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I will pee on everything he values.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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