I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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