There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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