You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
where am i from again
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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