This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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