hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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