honey bunches of taint.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I think people are normalizing furries
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