I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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