Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i now understand why vodka
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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