It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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