If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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