Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
there is puke in my bra ... again
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