I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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