So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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