I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It was a blind-side dick pic.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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