you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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