I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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