Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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