yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Never joke about your clitoris.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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