I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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