I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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