Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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