we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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