ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
