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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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