after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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