Porn is love you can see.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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