Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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