After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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