A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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