I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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