apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he was CRYING into my vagina
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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