I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Fuck appropriateness.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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