I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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