what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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