Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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