I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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