3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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