i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I looked at my own cervix.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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