I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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