Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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it glows. i had to have it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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